Monday, January 12, 2009

Food For Thought

With a new president on the way, and with the unemployment rate skyrocketing Obama will have to create jobs, roads will be fixed, bridges refurbished, and neighborhoods will be cleaned. I've got a task that will be great work for all the nerds and IT guys that got the boot under Bush's fucked up term. Digitally Remastering (I know im a genius). I think all the classics should be remastered for your blu-ray player. tell me you wouldnt buy SpaceJams if BugsBunny was redrawn by Pixar. or fix Mortal Combat and make it equivalant to the Dark Knight. So incase the new president, whose name i dont use his name cuz im afraid NSA will some how track me down and put me in a system (i know im watching too much 24), is tuning in here is a list of shows i would have touched up:

SpaceJams
Mortal Combat
Beauty and The Beast
Indian in the Cupboard
Land Before Time
The Brave Little Toaster
The original TMNT

On another note, if i was a producer or a mixtape DJ, i would use the sound bite from that classic Mortal Combat banger MOR-TALL COM-BAT!!!!!

"What you are about to face is vastly more important than your Ego, your Enemy, or your quest for Revenge. You have embarked on a sacred mission, you have been chose to defend the realm of earth in a tournament called Mortal Combat." -Raiden

-The blog about nothing